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A type of comestible served at places of education worse than many other edible objects available (including and not limited to: paper, grass, shit, etc.) usually served during lunch or breakfast. It is usually dry and advertised as healthy though causing physical and mental suffering. Those serving it will usually not be allowed to make the food better to conform to strict guidelines set by the school system.
"Michelle Obama tried to improve school food but made it worse because most schools love cost cutting."
"The school food is extra fucking awful today, isn't it?"
Food, determined by each individual, which acts to perks up one's mood positively, whatever the circumstance, leaving one in euphoric bliss.
Ice cream is most people's happy food. that's why ben & jerry is so famous!!
A vegetarian, a vegan, a herbivore, someone who does not eat meat.
"Do you have any special dietary requirements?"
"Yes. I'm a food poof."
One who works at a restaurant, generally a waiter or dish-washer
hey food slave, we wanted our eggrolls an hour ago!
What you are supposed to say when in the McDonald's drive through.
Shaq: "Hello, food?"
Employee: "Food broke."
Shaq: "Understandable, have a great day."
(noun) 1. The remaining bits of food found on one's face after consuming it. 2. A crumb(s).
Shira: Hey Sarah, you have some food freckles on your face.
Any food that has weed baked into it. Usually found in the form of brownies, cookies, cupcakes, muffins, or some other sweet pastry, but also found in crescent rolls, assorted breads, and various others.
Trinity: Hey do you know where I can pick up some Special Food?
Jennifer: Yeah, I think Jeramie has some Special Brownies in his bookbag.
Trinity: Cool, but I was kinda looking for Special Cookies...
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