fruit by the foot

an extremely long cock that has to be unrolled out of the pants much like a fruit by the foot has to be.

Hey, that guy's got a fruit by the foot!

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ninja foot

The effect produced by a woman's tight clothes conforming to the shape of her vulva. Often seen in bathing suits, or other spandex-like form fitting clothing. Named for the phenomenon's visual resemblance to the stockinged foot of a ninja wearing sandals.

See also: wordcamel toe/word

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foot fuck

when you go to your local kroger's or handy andy and buy a big tub of manteca (lard) then get a girl back to your place and you both dip your feet in it. Then you put your erect, manteca-covered toe in her vagina until she oozes. Then she masturbates you with her goopy feet until you squirt your man chowder. It feels like heaven and if you do this once a week it will improve your outlook on life.

Devin: Hey sweety can you stop by handy andy on your way home and pick up some manteca?
Jason: Why are you cooking?
Devin: Nope. I wanna foot fuck.
Jason: That sounds great! Isn't life swell?
Devin: Yes! Yes it is!

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elephants foot

when a womens pants pull up her vagina's lips and its way to big to call it a camel's toe

when toms mom fetched little Ann out of the baby pool isaw her elephant's toe

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pussy foot

tom foolery! or another term for messing around

Stop pussy footing around, theres work to be done!

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SWAMP FOOT

smelly sweaty feet.

"my wife calls me swamp foot!"

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Hillbilly Foot

Condition of the foot where the lack of wearing shoes on a regular basis has allowed the feet to widen, making it increasingly difficult to resume the habit of donning footwear.

Who needs to worry about Hillbilly Foot when you're retired in Florida?

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