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Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 20, 2012


Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012


Sale merde

A "sale merde" is someone like Edouard Faesch or Xavier Gasser, people who are des sales merdes

Edouard est une sale merde, ca c'est sûr !

by Hyuwasuto December 2, 2020


david sales

A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper

Your a fucking David Sales

by My ninja nigga February 15, 2016


doughnut sale

When several police officers are congregating in a small area.

Hey man if I were you I would avoid the liquor store on 12th, they are having a doughnut sale.

Thanks for the heads up, I will go down the street.

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010


inside sales

Inside sales is for lackluster salesmen with no enthusiasm or potential to become better people or advance their careers. They’re basically bitches to real account executives.

Inside sales is the worst.

by syra February 14, 2023


porque me sale del coño

spanish for "becuase i want" . Is a strong way to say it.

+¿Por qué vas a la piscina con el frío que hace? (Why do you go to the swimming pool when it's so cold?)
-Porque me sale del coño. (Because I want)

by lesaledelcño September 7, 2017