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" You may want to assign the project to either this person or that person, but......"It's your chicken."
The sequel to Hitler's book, Mein Kampf.
Guy: I'm gonna go read your kampf.
Other Guy: Aww, I'm only on the first book :(
When someone doesn’t know how to spell familiar because they never went to school
Boy 1: You look for meal your.
Girl 1: What?
Boy 1: You look for meal your.
Girl 1: what is for meal your ?
Boy 1: You look i know you!
Being in your cone is not only a physical scenario but also a mental situation. you could be extremely drunk, struggling with something, in a lot of trouble/debt or even straight up not having a good time. being in your cone is being in your poes, but politer.
Bro 1: dude i think you drank too much
bro 2: yeah i’m in my cone
guy 1: my family found out i smoke
close friend to guy 1: you’re in your cone!
1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"
Friends kicking it at a basketball game...
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
A generic response commonly used by 12 year olds when they can't respond to something or a response to a question. they usually think they're funny for doing this
Interviewer: So what was it like being trapped underground for 3 weeks?
Kid: it was like DOING YOUR MOM