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A homosexual man laying naked and face down on a park bench and waiting for homeless men to have anal intercourse with him.
I was in the park the other day and I saw a guy doing the San Francisco Bird Feeder!
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When one sticks his own or a partners testicles inside the anus of a person.
They were having such rough sex that he gave her a San Francisco Hole in Two.
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The act of inserting an entire disco ball plugged into a wall into your partner's anus. To complete this sexually enticing piss, the inserter must then urinate all over the disco ball to create an effect that shimmers and shines.
Yeah, I gave that four year old one hell of a San Francisco Sparkling Disco yesterday. That'll teach her not to where that sexy looking skirt!
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When a gay man decides to take a shit, freezes it so it can be handled, and proceeds to use it as a dildo with his partner.
That San Francisco hot pocket was amazing last night! Until it started to melt...
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Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt
Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.
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Stealing $950 or less from store because police no longer respond and store owners will be sued if they touch shoplifters.
Yo, Jamal would you like to go San Francisco Trick or Treating with me?
The new iPhone is just $949!
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Damn this shit smells good, I think I'll name this bag the San Francisco CHRONIC-le!
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