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The microphone Google uses for marketing.
Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"
When you’re hitting it from the back you try to slyly slide a google eye over his/her butthole. If she notices, you fail.
Dude I railed this chick last night and completed the google challenge!
A phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a cumulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. Search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (SEO) methods. Highly ranked search engine spam.
After sifting through 34 pages of Google pollution, I finally found a useful query result.
When you google a combination of words that should never be together.
Old Lady Sex
Bar-tending lessons for babies
Guy 1- Dude, those are mad Google Bongs
A phrase used to convey to another person to stop wasting your time with stupid questions that neither party knows the answer to and find out on your own.
Bob: What is the meaning of life?
Tim: Google it bitch.
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1. (n) a collaboration of web pages which use a common phrase in the names of hyperlinks to the same address for the explicit purpose of making that address appear at the top of the list when that phrase is typed into a Google search engine. (This phenomenon is unique to Google since most other search engines don't include text from hyperlinks in their databases.)
2. (v) (-ed,-ing) to conspire with other web page authors to create a Google bomb by agreeing on the search phrase and victim site
The most famous Google bomb can be triggered by searching for "miserable failure". As of 1/8/04, the White House biography of George W. Bush is still at top of the list. Some counterstrikes have been made on Jimmy Carter's bio and Michael Moore's website, which now appear second and third respectively.
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Prefering to use google for everything, even when there is an alternative.
Tony, google maps doesn't even have the new bypass, so the directions are all wrong, why do you insist on using it. You're such a google hoe.
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