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A british chap working for Rooster Teeth, and creator of The Slow Mo Guys. Also goes by his codename "Vav".
He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
Below is a list of famous Gavin Free quotes:
"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"
"People like grapes"
"Tease it!"
"I'm getting right minged off"
"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."
"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"
"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"
"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."
"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."
"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"
"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"
"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
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A TOTAL SHIT HEADDDDD!!!! He will talk to you make you feel special then throw you in the garbage just like what he did to the 500 girls he was talking to while he was talking to you,talk about a man-hoe. DO NOT get into a relationship or give ur Snapchat to this guy he will literally rip you to shreads,and let’s not forget he thinks he is the shit well let me tell you he definitely isn’t the shit. Stay away from gavin Farris’s there bad news.
Person1 “gavin Farris is gay”
Person2 “no he has hoes”
Person1 “ he sucked branden’s dick wym”
Person2 “oh damn never mind”
Person 1: Everyone in our state loves our Governor.
Person 2: He must be Gavin Newsom
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Person 1: Everybody in our state likes our governor.
Person 2: He must be Gavin Newsom
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The prosecutor in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. He's German, which says volumes about his prosecuting and driving skills.
And he air-guitars. In court. And everyone can hear it.
He has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. It seems he has a certain sexual orientation similar to one Miles Edgeworth.
Klavier Gavin:
"Achtung baby! Today we play it my way!"
"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."
(sweatdrop) "Why was I not informed...?"
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Lord Gavinism is a religion that started on the 14th of September 2020 and is about our saviour Lord Gavin the friend of Youtuber Spaghetto
I Pray To Lord Gavinism
The dictator—uh, I mean governor—of California. Big dumbass. Wants you to wear masks in your house when he doesn’t wear one himself, like, what? Recall Gavin. #RECALLGAVINNEWSOME
Gavin Newsome is an imbecile
Gavin Newsome is stupid.
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