Spit the git

The stalker of the elderly kind. An old pervert.

That old guy that follows the boys round is a Spit the Git

Mother fucking gits

An extreme anger over idiots.

"I'm tired of all of these mother fucking gits."

git-pushed

Being in the state of having pushed all of one's locally committed software code into the central upstream repository.

Curt: I just finished the feature. Rob: Are you git-pushed? Curt: yep.

Ion git it

Short for "I don't get it"

This shit makes no sense bro. Ion git it.

Git-fiddle

Another term for the musical instrument guitar. Coined when Jimmy Page played his guitar with a violin bow.

Don't forget your git-fiddle for practice.

swole git

A buff idiot

You look like a swole git

git shroked nub

Gamer slang that is used when, or usually someone gets rekt, or just to make the player feel upset.

P2: Dude, what the hell was that?! I didn't even see you!

P1: I absolutely destroyed you, git shroked nub!