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the worst insult a 5yr old kid could say to his toy
You stinky, poopy butt, glitter glob? more like Poopbutt buttpoop
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When a stripper puts her crotch on your face
Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?
Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
On the middle of women’s menstrual cycle, this is the conspicuously missing cervical mucus quality when your basal core temperature is almost feverishly sparkly, indicating you have harvested an ovulating disco ball egg and your as ripe as a yellow star fruit.
No need to do a cervix check, it was obvious to everyone she tagged on tiktok that Nat had glitter mucus.
Chasing Whores or going to Strip Club
I’m going glitter fishing do you want to go? I will but I don’t have any money so I’ll just parking lot pimp while y’all inside
The one inch pinch of your grade
The glitter dick john put a hot dog in his pants to make it look like he was packin
Another name for your fellow gay
"Hey did you just add my contact name as Glitter dick?!"
"Yeeeeup"
"Then Im calling you Fuck Fairy"