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THE GRENADE THEORY:
1. Throwing an object at someone else for no reason is 'dread'.
2. 'Grenading' someone for no reason is perfectly acceptable.
3. Once 'Grenaded', the victim cannot retaliate unless to 'Grenade' them back.
Got that?
HOW TO GRENADE SOMEONE:
1. Choose your object. It can be anything EXCEPT a grenade. Obviously.
2. Throw your object at your victim, whilst shouting "Grenade!"
3. Duck.
Please note that step 3 is important. Many people do not duck after 'Grenading' someone, making the 'Grenading' void, and meaning the victim can retaliate.
Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary and ducks*
Gary: What the fuck! You bastard!
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: Oh, right. Carry on.
OR
Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary*
Gary: What the fuck was that for?
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DUCK!
*Gary beats Bob into a pulp*
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a used tampon that is hidden so it will smell up the room.
Sally was fighting with her boyfriend for the final time. She could no longer handle the fact that he liked to watch Mr. Rogers during lovemaking. Right after they had sex she told him it was over and proceeded to leave a grenade pin under his pillow so that he would find it weeks later. Or soonder depending upon the smell factor.
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Step One: Steal your friends phone and run into the other room(don't let them know)
Step Two: Go into their contacts and pick someone embarrassing
Step Three: While it's ringing, run to your friend and hand them their phone.
This will cause them to act like an idiot while they try to answer their phone, or if no one answers, while the person calls your friend back and has to explain what happened.
Kellen- phone grenade!
Bill- uh,uh,uh what?
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Military term for an object which causes a person's clothes or appearance to be slovenly or unkept.
Drill Sergeant to Recruit: "Private, what happened to your uniform?! You look like you jumped on a wrinkle grenade!"
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Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere
I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.
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a sticker of a grenade usually put on a car window to advertise a willingness to homosexual activity
Every car at the gay bar has a grenade sticker on it.
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Another word for mindfuck as used in the film Yes Man.
Frank: You should really read this book. It's amazing, he tells you all this stuff and it's like a mind grenade.
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