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When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.
I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.
When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.
This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"
Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
when a guitarist picks with his first finger stiffened out, and the thumb usually bent at a 90 degree angle.
(great for palmuting)
(frowned upon by teachers)
He doesnt play regularly he uses pencil grip.....
When her coochie is dry, rough, and dirty like a skaters griptape.
She had skater grip, and my penis looks like a sanded down hot dog
A Grips Moment is the instance of lacking any brain cells and saying the first thing that pops into your head.
Greg - "Your car makes noise when it stands still"
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.
While riding a motorcycle, turning the throttle all the way open, hence flipping the (throttle) grip.
I was casually riding down the highway when some cager tried to pass me. So I did flip the grip and popped a huge wheelie.
When a girl has a penis in hand, jacking it off, and her grip gives that perfect sensation of firm yet soft and delicate.
OMG Stephanie you always have a juidicksu grip when you stroke my cock