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Someone who has been given oral sex, but not full intercourse.
"I'm a half-virgin!"
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Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.
half-elves are almost perfect... almost.
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Been so long that it seems longer than forever.
My god I haven't seen you in forever and a half!
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1/16th of an ounce of marijuana. This is usually scaled out to 1.75 grams, normally costing $25 and in some extreme opportunistic cases $30 for ridiculously beautiful buds.
Yo.. any chance I can score a half eighth off of you tonight?
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your half sibling's mother. The bitch that marries your dad, has kids with him, and then files a false protective order against him while he’s on the road working so his kids can have a decent life. Now cause of the bitch, your dad is on the road with nothing, your half sister becomes like her, and your half brother is addicted to medication cause of being influenced by his mother into thinking he’s sick. Your dad meets your mom, divorces the previous bitch, and you’re born; gets married to your mom. Your dad has to pay child support because the bitch half mother set a court date for child custody, but fled to another state and set another court date for child support; your father couldn’t show up because the bitch lied and said she didn’t know where he was located. Now as time flies your dad owes a shit load of money cause of not finding out about child support till many years later, your half brother’s old enough to make his own decisions so moves in with you, your half sister is identical in attitude to her bitch mother and stays with her; the bitch half mother gets on welfare so she doesn’t have to pay many expenses, then she fakes a handicap so she gets disability and doesn’t have to work.(continued)
Now your dad’s working his ass off to pay most of his check on child support, the half mother isn’t doing shit but gets lots of money to spend; she doesn’t spend child support money on children by the way, your dad gets a heart attack and surgery from overworking himself; he dies many times but is revived. When the heart situation’s all better, a new court day is set; your dad and half mother show up this time. The half mother bitches about money, dad’s attorney says she’s lucky she gets any period since the kids are adults. Bitch half mother gets mad; the issue is over; bitch gets no more money. Dad still has to pay child support though, just not near as much per check.
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Brother: sister said she need some money
Father: how much does she need?
Brother:half a man (half of a 100$)
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the sluttiest thing you can every be
you really have to do a lot to be a whore and a half
no one likes you and your a trashy stank whore..and a half
i ran into this WHORE AND A HALF at teh mall and she was all up on my boy
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