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When you are pooping, and you think you are done, and you wipe. But then you realize that you have one last dingleberry clinging on for dear life, and you sit back down releasing said dingleberry. It falls on the floating toilet paper, and appears to be looking over the rest of your shit. Thus this little angel of a nugget is on cloud 9 watching over the rest of your shit. Thus the heaven's angel.
I totally just made a heaven's angel just now.
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getting oral while dropping a bomb and swigging JD
bob "so wat did u do last night man?"
john "my girl gave me a slice of heaven. i owe her big time."
bob "u lucky son of a bitch."
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A poo that breaks the surface of the water before it has finished leaving your arse.
Thus creating a stairway to heaven.
Christ, that's my third Stairway to Heaven in two weeks. It must be something i've ate.
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The most well constructed song for reasons none of you could ever understand... well... youll understand if you keep reading this definition... this song is called stairway to heaven played forward... giving off a peaceful hormonious feeling... but there is a verse that if played backwords will shock you all with its satanic evil messages.. all you people that love this song... i tell you now.. you are all victims to subliminal messaging
played forward:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen,
Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run,
There's still time to change the road you're on.
played backword:
Oh heres to my sweet satan,
the one whos little path would make me sad whos power is satan,
he'll bring those with him 666,
there was a little tool shed where he made us suffer sad satan.
no word of a lie you can browse the internet for stairway to heaven back masking or stairway to heaven subliminal messaging... i did not believe one word of any of this... so what i did was i downloaded the song... recorded it in sound recorder (set it soo it recorded what i played in the speakers not the mic).. then switched it to reverse and played... that section of the song will blow you away
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The best song ever by led zeppelin. Has the best guitar solo. If u play the verse "if there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now it's just a spring clean for the may queen yes there are 2 paths you can go by but in the long run there's still time to change the road your on" backwards it translates to "sweet satan the one whose little path would make me sad whose power is satan he'll give those with him 666 and in his little toolshed where he mad us suffer sad satan"
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
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The place in which people with tight swag go after they pass away
You that guy has insane nice swag, he is deff going to swag heaven
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When a shit taken piles upon itself until it reaches out of the water of the toilet bowl.
Dude, you okay? You spent twenty minutes in there." "Yeah, but I climbed the Stairway to Heaven." "You what?" "I shat so much that my crap piled out of the water." "Gross.
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