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gay horse

A horse that has prefers to have sexual relations with the same gender of the equine species.

That horse over there is a gay horse

by Anal beads 16342 June 25, 2017

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Horse trick

When you do something sneakily.

Man, girl, u pulled a horse trick!

by J-Whale February 18, 2009

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stud horse

adult male horse kept for breeding
stud
entire, stallion - uncastrated adult male horseThe male parent of a horse, a stallion, is commonly known as the sire and the female parent, the mare, is called the dam. Both are genetically important, as each parent provides half of the genetic makeup of the ensuing offspring, called a foal. (Contrary to popular misuse, the word "colt" refers to a young male horse only; "filly" is a young female.) Though many horse owners may simply breed a family mare to a local stallion in order to produce a companion animal, most professional breeders use selective breeding to produce individuals of a given phenotype, or breed. Alternatively, a breeder could, using individuals of differing phenotypes, create a new breed with specific characteristics

stud horse is short in statue either 2 foot tall or 4 foot tall
example Paul is 4 foot tall and 4 foot wide and swallow eggs whole.

by mr J.R June 4, 2010

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Trojan Horse

A virus-like program that pretends to be something else in order to get into the system.

From _The Iliad_, by famous dead poet Homer, when the Ithacans gained victory by hiding in a huge wood horse so they could get into Troy.

The Trojans were not in the gifted program at warfare school.

by Larstait November 7, 2003

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Horse Cock

A higher class of curse word, used only by intellectuals. A phrase used only when something really crappy has just happened, so you know to treat the situation with the up most urgency. If one utters, โ€œhorse cockโ€ you know that they got screwed out of nowhere.

Dude, I just dropped my phone. Horse cock... My screen is cracked!

by CaptainPlank12 September 11, 2020

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Charlie Horse

Leg Cramps or Muscle Cramps

When a cramp occurs, the muscle locks in the contracted position (Charlie Horse)

by alla July 4, 2003

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Milk a Horse

To firmly grasp and stroke the, baseball bat sized, hot, sweaty and slippery meat shaft attached to the underside of a stallion, which commonly known as a horses cock. This act is generally frowned upon in most societies. It it is simply unforgivable to any and all people who attempt it and succeed. It is even especially unforgivable (and uncontrollably hilarious) to proceed to drink any/all of the horse cum that may ejaculate violently into the milker's face.

"Everyone check it out! Nadsack is about to milk a horse!!!"

by cockjuggling thundercunt June 23, 2009

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