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You get night humor when you are too tired to distinguish the difference between absolutely hilarious, completely normal, and completely absurd.
Person #1: MAN I LOVE MY MUSIC HUHEHAH.
Person #2: Yep, we are officially bored and tired out of our minds. It's night humor time.
Religion. The more laughter, the stronger it is.
I'm following the religion of Humorism.
An ancient and outdated medicine theory that states that a being's health is maintained through a balance of four bodily fluids, and an imbalance of such cause diseases. This theory heavily implies that such fluids regulate personalities, and is the basis of the four temperaments (Choleric, Melancholic, Phlegmatic, Sanguine).
The four bodily fluids are composed of:
- Blood, which causes sociable, extroverted, and comedic personality. See Sanguine
- Phlegm (Pus, Mucus, Saliva, Sweat), which causes reserved and introverted personality. See Phlegmatic
- Black Bile (Spleen, Cancer), which causes sad and depressed personality. See Melancholic
- Yellow Bile (Gallbladder, Vomit, Feces), which causes short-tempered, ambitious, and aggressive personality. See Choleric
Therefore, to combat diseases, one must get rid of excess humor, such as bloodletting. Temperature and humidity of the body such as Hot, Cold, Dry, and Wet are implied to be the balancing of humors. Hence, some might believe that this theory is the earliest attempt to understand Homeostasis, the regulation of biological mechanism. Originating from Ancient Greek thinkers and possibly spread as far into China, this theory persisted well into the 19th Century, in which Germ Theory becomes the foundation of modern medicine and discarded this 2300-years old theory.
Four Humors Theory allows for the erroneous understanding of diseases that plagued Ancient, Medieval, and Early Modern times.
Bloodletting is a dangerous practice that was invented due to Four Humors Theory.
Medieval and Early Modern doctors believed that injecting Mercury into the patient will balance the humors, as per stated by the Four Humors Theory.
A scale of humor that is so terribly low you are hated by the world.
Him: your momma so fat
Me: that's some Amar humor bruv
Idk what do put here but you if you know what that is then thats tuff.
dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.
something that u do to please your humor
"I use this for my own humoration"
When the fucking is so good that your partner moans like an animal so humorously that you need to take a break to assess which animal they are.
Guy 1: dude my girlfriend was being really freaky last night with that animal humor, she sounded like a horse for a while!!