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That girl is such an idiot. She doesn't know all her 12 times tables.
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A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.
Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!
A voluntary tax levied on people who don't understand probability. It usually takes the form of lottery tickets.
Jim went to 7-11. While he was there, he paid the idiot tax.
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Someone who's an idiot and doesn't know it
She is a bumbling idiot!
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A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.
Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*
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The group of six British actors who started out working in Horrible Histories and then created/wrote the film Bill and the series Yonderland and BBC Ghosts.
They are Ben Willbond, Mat Baynton, Larry Rickard, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick and Martha Howe-Douglas.
Their company is called them there.
They are very funny and only stayed together because they "didn't want to stop acting like six year olds"- one of them. Their work is very inclusive, with a lot of their characters being gay and having transgender representation.
Their individual Twitters are very entertaining. For example, Ben posted a picture with Larry where they tried to sneak into a film festival and then they were caught, escorted away by security and both got covid.
Person 1: who are those very attractive actors?
Person 2: oh they're the six idiots and you are correct, they are attractive.
Person 1: why do I feel like I'm gonna end up watching all their stuff and becoming a huge fan?
Person 2: because you are. There is no escaping it.
A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.
Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.