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When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.
Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
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A quote said by Richter Abend in Tales of Symphonia 2. Usually said on game forums many times over and over again to piss off people.
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 1:Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality
Person 2:Shut the fuck up!
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San Francisco is a city of approximately 7 x 7 square miles, bounded to the East and North by the San Francisco bay, to the West by the Pacific Ocean, and to the South by the Peninsula.
It is considered by many to be a beautiful city filled with the charm of foggy hilly streets, old Victorian homes, a thriving modern downtown and an eclectic mix of people living in approximately 27 distinct neighborhoods, including a decade old Chinese community.
San Francisco is 7 x 7 square miles, and is often referred to by it's inhabitants as "49 square miles surrounded by reality"
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When you feel AMAZING because you finally got a word published in the Urban Dictionary, but that quickly fades because you realize your a 24 year old who has no job or money, who still live with his parents, and who is still in the 9th Grade because you can't pass Freshman English. Now you feel depressed.
You: BRO,BRO,BRO. Check this out, i got something published in the Urban Dictionary.
Friend:How long has that taken you?
You:*depressed*15 years.
Friend:How long has it taken you to pass English?
*A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check.*
*you burst out in tears and start strangling your friend*
The condition wherein Donald Trump's (deplorable) base ignores his countless lies, and ignores his countless misstatements of facts. These loyal followers, suffering from T.A.R.S., choose to give their leader/ paper tiger, a PASS on all the diarrhea that spews forth from his mouth. These sufferers live in a dimension where facts don't matter. "Alternative Facts" are an acceptable substitute.
At the Thanksgiving dinner table, I listened in disbelief as my redneck Uncle Cletus, who suffers from Trump Alternate Reality Syndrome (TARS), waxed philosophic about Donald Trump's "record-breaking inauguration crowds".
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“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
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In madness combat 5: depredation tricky goes beserk and the words: REALITY COMPROMISED, CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED appear on the screen.
Clown get shot, Clown get mad, reality compromised clown has been engaged!
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