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Ford cars are the best cars ever. Henry Ford is a genious and if u dont like Fords go to hell!
1. If you say 'Ford Owns' you are emplying that Fords are Awesome!
Bob: see that Ford Mustang!!!
Frank: YEAH!!! Ford Owns!
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Chevy lovers' slang for FORD TAURUS, implying SLOWNESS.
{RED LIGHT}
CHEVY LOVER: My Monte Carlo can whip your Ford Taurtus!
FORD LOVER: So.
{GREEN LIGHT}
{Monte Carlo blows away Taurus}
FORD LOVER: I'm buying that new Taurus SHO and blow that Shit Fucker away next time!
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The 20% demographic of the Toronto, Canada that will vote for Rob Ford (the crack smoking mayor of Toronto), no matter what ludicrous behavior he engages in. Ford Nation is considered to be the political arm of a lessor known religion that believes that Rob Ford (and possibly his older brother Doug Ford), are in fact religious-political God-Heads, and a Pope.
Ford Nation members have been characterized by IPSOS as 'extremely likely to have NOT acquired a high-school diploma', and to be at very high risk of being diagnosed with a major delusional disorder. They are more susceptible to road rage than any other single segment of Canadian society,
Ford Nation has been directly linked to: Somali Pirate Operations, the Dixon City Bloods Gang, The Toronto Sun Tabloid Empire, Deco Labels Inc (manufacturers of novelty fridge magnets that are placed on land mines), The Conservative GardenParty of Canada, The Hashish Dealing Chamber of Commerce of South Etobicoke, The Crimes of Extortion Guild, and Political Road-Rage-Pride Association.
Ford Nation members can be discerned in the wild by their bullying habits, profuse sweating, deep grunting noises and the tell-tale burrowing of deep tunnels for Subways that link rural areas to unused and condemned farmland.
Ford Nation is often confused with it's close neighbor: The State of Denial.
Ford Nation thumbed its nose as those downtown communist elites by building another subway line into the wilderness.... ha ha ha
Ford Nation wept just as Rob Ford wept.... when his vodka supply ran out just before a huuuge TV interview...
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There are two distinct Capri series the Ford Classic coupe and the pony car look alike.
Classic Coupe Capri (1961-1963)
Mk I Capri (1969-1974)
MK II Capri (1974-1977)
MKIII Capri (1977-1986)
The Capri came about as a desire to replicate American pony car look for the considerably less wealthy and class obsessed British market. As such Capris were equipped with small economy engines ranging from 1.3 to 3.0. Capris had humble Ford Cortina mechanics and as such were not performance oriented machines like the quicker Mustangs, Camaros or Cudas, to all intents and purposes they were cheap economy cars in wolves clothing.
I want to buy a little Ford Capri to cruise around this summer.
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a very sexy guy with beautiful hair and god like soccer skills. a very smart and funny guy with perfect everything. he also enjoys making love to melons and dogs. yo mama
i feel like matt ford, i enjoy loving on melons and dogs.
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Better than anything else especially your Dodge Cummins Or gay ass fucking Chevys
Oh look at that Ford powerstroke that’s the most bad ass motherfucker on the road .
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Is really gay likes people named sean, graham, or Carson.
Your such a Sam Ford.
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