Sir Mike Lewis

Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).

Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.

-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months

"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.

Sir Chaunce-a-lot

A title given to individuals to exemplify their chaunciness and is bestowed upon them before becoming a Chauncellor or a true Chauncemaster General.

"Hi, is Scott there".

"Oh, you mean: 'Sir Chaunce-a-lot'. No he's not. He's too busy trying to become a Chauncellor.

Sir Balls Alot

A sexy gentleman with large balls.

Well hello, Sir Balls Alot. May I take your coat?

Sir Gilbert Peckerhead

The most awesome person in the world

Sir Gilbert Peckerhead was knighted by the queen of England in the 1800s right after he drank from the fountain of youth. last spotted at Michal Jackson's funeral

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Sir Mix A Lot

A Sellout who sold his soul to "Jamsters"

"Pick up your phone"

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you sir, are an ass

the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!

im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!

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puck you sir

avoiding the real word fuck, as to not get in trouble.
beating around the bush with a swear word.

Jonah Takaluha

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Jonah : puck you sir.
Principal : What was that Jonah.?
Jonah : i said puck you sir.
Principal : well Jonah you just broke your promise and now you have to go to the office.
Jonah: but sir i said puck you, not fuck you.. You homo.

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