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Ivan is the type of dude to like being stepped on by an anime chick like makima
Makima: You mongrel *steps on ivan*
Ivan:*clearly enjoys it*
The best person ever. Some people *cough* Eve deny it but deep down they know he's amazing. He is the best basketball player around and is super funny.
Eve: God I hate Ivan!
Everyone: Why Ivan is amazing.
Ivan is a guy you meet at your most needed time in life. He initially appears as a cold, cool guy, unapproachable and uninterested, but once you meet him, he is a warm, funny, smart and lovable person. The definition of "bad guy". As a lover, he cares a lot about you. He would make small surprises for you, "stupid" things as he would say, but are the most adorable gifts you would receive. He satisfies you from all points of view š.
You are lucky if you know an Ivan. He being in your life would be the best moment ever.
- Why are you smiling?
- You know, just Ivan...
- Oh, so you had a fun time last night.
Very hot sexy sexy sexy man. He could fuck me as much as he wants, huge cock bro. Literally sweetest dude ever and I'm not 100% he's straight, he's probably bisexual or something. Always an Aquarius and always best advice and opinion on everything but with like a hink of god complex. Hes an asshole but super funny and sweet at the same time. He has amazing hugs and he is good at art. He can also cook, he gives house-husband energy and he makes you laugh a lot. Again, very sexy, charming, sweet, funny, huge cock, hazel eyes with dark brown hair and glasses sometimes. Kinda short tho but he still slays and shit. PULLS HELLA BITCHES BRO, Ivan is awesome.
Girl 1: Omg that guy fr to fine, whats his name?
Girl 2: That's Ivan, he fine asf i know
Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause heās THE man. Just donāt let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u
To go out drinking and not make it to work the next day. Originally from Ivan the Great who was renowned for heavy binge drinking. Then being out of action for days
"Where is Steve today?" "He was celebrating his girlfriends birthday last night and is doing an Ivan today"
Fine asf, sexy asf, but isnāt mature and always been a player. moves on way to fast and always know what girl heās gonna go for next. obsessed with karate kid that movie sucks. he really donāt gaf about your feelings once he knows heās had you he doesnāt put in no effort. responds late asf
āI think ivan is the oneā āremember how he treated you he aināt shit!ā