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A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.
Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.
Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.
Nola jones rides a bike.
-Basically being a bit of a sloth or someone who does the bare minimum.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.
-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.
- A JIMBO JONES: "I dont want to drive you down the shops, all I want to do is sit and play COD and eat the finest of meals fit for a king".
- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"
When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084
Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?
Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch
Person 1. Nice
An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.
Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.
God! Help my lungs! Thunderdump Jones was here!!!
When the baby falls asleep and you try to swap your body with a stuffed animal in hopes the baby doesn't realize you've gotten up.
I really have to pee but the baby is asleep. I'm gonna have to Indian Jones it.