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Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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slang for a £5 note... comes from "the jackson five"
lend us a cockle.... sorry mate only got a jacks on me...
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A lad who wishes he could have all the babes but really just likes getting off to Flash-porn
Hey did you see the new episode of the Flash?
Nah I was too busy being a Jack and jacking it
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slang for converse jack purcell sneakers, similar to the shortening of chuck taylor to chucks
jack purcell was a badminton player in the early 20th century.
jacks are comfortable and will always be hip.
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Tall, friendly and extremely calm. Fun to hang out with and talk to. Calms you down and can brighten even the worst of days. Very good listener. Can be a bit shallow. He is a great friend to have
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belligerently drunk, coming from the original jack who is always drinking spiked something. thank you jack for teaching me how to add gatorade to vodka, not the other way around, youre the man
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