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1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
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Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
Jesse Jackson is a fraud.
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He started a scandal so he could Jesse Jackson his way onto TV.
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Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills
"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"
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A moment at when someone makes a cringe/braindead or overly sexual comment without any necessary reason.
jess: "WAIT DOES VIRGINITY ALSO COUNT AS ANAL VIRGIMITY"
oscar: "they seperate"
jess: "im fuckibg sharing my screen and my tutor can see the messages come up on my laptop regarding anal virginity"
oscar: "jess moment"
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An extortionist that is convinced that every white person is racist.
Uh-oh, here comes Jesse Jackson, better run.
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verb. To make millions of dollars by founding a "non-profit" organization which threatens large companies with boycotts unless they "contribute" tens of thousands of dollars to the organization.
NASCAR was jesse jacksoned into donating money to the rainbow/push coalition.
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