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A guy named Jess is a hick who constantly complains about the small incestual town he grew up in, always telling anyone he talks to about the great things he is destined for. Just to later stay in said town and breed chickens with his wife who happens to oddly resemble his own looks... weird. Thinks he is better than most people and is always the first person to break up with someone in a relationship because he knows he is going to get dumped soon.
"Who's the guy in high school that always said he would get rich but just started working at Chipolte?"
" LMAO, that's Jess!"
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The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends
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The Saga of Jesse Perring
- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.
- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...
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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?
2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!
3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.
4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*
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saimas husband, the perfect guy with the BEST hair 😌
jess mariano from gilmore girls!
person 1: "Did you see that girl she was lookin' finnnnne"
person 2: "Oh you mean Jess Bowen"
The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.
Sara is such a Jesse jerker. He told me that she even swallowed yesterday!
The hottest band member of The Neighbourhood. Has dope style. Rocks beanies, leather jackets with no shirt, and Nikes high tops. His body is completely tatted. Everything is in Black & White. Writes the lyrics to the songs and is the lead singer. Jesse is also a total pussy slayer.
Fan girl 1: "Did you see Jesse Rutherford last night?"
Fan girl 2: "Omg yes! He is one fine looking boy, I'd tap that any day."
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a typical lesbian. usually can be found eating the ass of her girlfriend, nonstop masturbating, and crying over the amount of french fries they consume.
'She's such a Jess! Look at her, she's just so... Gay."
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