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The Oli Jew is a deceptive creature that tricks the general public into believing he is not a Jew.
This is accomplished by not having a conventional jew fro on his head but instead he has one growing on his ass.
They're some telltale signs that the deceiver can not hide though. The main one is the giant jew nose in the middle of his face...
Look over there its The Oli Jew and his jew fro ass hair. The dirty bastard
A breed of cat which stem from unknown parts of the universe.
They all share the same colour- 'golden furrs' and each of their golden furrs cost nearly $10,000USD (which can be found on ebay every once in a great while).
There are only six known today:
1. Outside of Dublin, Ireland
2. Kyoto, Japan
3. Hamburg, Germany
4. UΕΎice, Serbia
5. Dundee, Michigan
6. Ann Arbor, Michigan
My Doppy Jew has a heart of golden furrs!
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A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.
Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart
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A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.
He puts up a Christmas tree and lights a Menorah! What a Christmas Jew.
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A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.
" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"
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The act of ejaculating into a yamulkre and placing it onto a womanβs head, and then proceeding to chant in Hebrew
Friend A: Oh yea I have a girl the Jew yesterday
Friend B: oh yea fair play mate
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The most common form of magic on Earth. Has many potent abilities.
1. Matt used his Jew Magic to help us win the football game.
2. That girl is using Jew Magic to look hot.
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