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A suicidal guy who's vegan that for some reason likes Twizzlers and is rumored to shoot up the school one day. He also smokes a lot of weed.
Person 1:" Woah that guy looks suicidal for a vegan, you think he might shoot up the school before he dies"
Person 2:" Nah nah nah nah, that's just a "John", you find a lot of those in hell holes like this high school.
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John is a very amazing friend. But he is also the weirdest guy you will ever meet. As soon as he starts a relationship he wants sex. He always talks about how he wants his girlfriend to suck him off or his girlfriend wants his deep throbbing cock inside of her tight pussy. But he will help you if you need it. He will make you feel better and yet still want to lick pussy and fuck her girlfriend at the same time. Johns typically like Addisons, Juliana’s, and Priya’s.
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A migit that gets all the hoes and has many names and is kind and funny
John is from asia
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Piece of shit. Also ironically the name of a toilet in the UK
I am going to take a shit on the John
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A person with the biggest penis ever! It reaches from 7-10 WOW !
Even though he is white he has a big dick. Girls love him and he is rich.
John is the best
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John is a term used for describing shit. He is a ugly , crazy , stupid , old man , and a liar who is most likely to die alone. No one likes him. Not even trashcans.
Hey look at that trash over there, it's so John!
He failed his classes, He's John!!!!
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A type of lad with a small penis that is physically incapable of ejaculating his load.
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