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The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.
Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."
Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."
Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.
Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John
A prolonged method of suicide, in which one stays up all night listening to sad music, eating ice cream, and smoking weed until ultimately they die of chronic fatigue and/or obesity
RIP my boy Zach, he went out with The Jolly Burton.
The Jolly Krank is the action when a person or persons are feeling good and form a circle and "tug their hog" meaning masterbate
Hey tombjoe and billey had a jolly krank and heard it was awesome
A person who often use the restroom to drop a deuce.
Sam: That girl goes to the bathroom every other minute!
Brad: She must be a jolly juicer!
when a man shits a ton of little poops into a chicks mouth, and then she vomits the shit and her early breakfast back into the man's asshole
Yoo, dog I jolly ranchered this girl, and she fucking vomited all over my designer clothes, what a bitch.
Something Orion can’t get enough of, what a freak.
Boy she really wants the brown jolly rancher