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Jonas Brothers

A band composed of Three homos, Who are claimed to be such a great band but really sound like a Five year old having a bad day on the toilet. The Show No talent on any of the insturments theyu play and in the next 2 years Disney will most likely get rid of them.

Little johnny is having another Jonas Brothers day!

by clamburglar July 3, 2009

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Nick Jonas

The only member of the Jonas Brothers with remotely any talent. He lets this get to his head and has an outrageously large ego as a result of this, going so far as to say that other, more experienced artists in the music industry cannot sing (ex: BOB DYLAN! that fag nick jonas said BOB DYLAN can't sing!!!).

Nick Jonas is a stuck up douchebag who barely has any talent.

by AnimeGirl-Nikki February 9, 2010

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Joe Jonas

Full name: Joseph Adam Jonas

Joe Jonas is the second son in the brood of four. He sings lead vocals along with brother Nick, and occasionally Kevin. Joe is known for his mad tambourine skills, but also plays guitar.
Joe is the "cute, funny one." In the earlier years of the band, Joe was very hyper and super-energetic. While he has calmed down to an extent, he is still very outgoing and silly and just a lot of fun to be around. He is known for being the one to crack everyone up, often with random comments or his infamous raps (Jacketz, Muffin Man, etc.). Although he is mostly known for being super-silly, he's also a big sweetheart.
Joe's nickname is Danger, with good reason. He has been known to trip and fall, and climb on dangerously tall things. He's very adventurous and all around, just a really great guy.

Joe Jonas? Just call him DJ Danger. :)

by Mari D. July 11, 2008

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jonas brothers

A poseur band that are part of Disney to brainwash kids to watch more Disney so that the Disney corp. and Jonas bros can get tons of money. Almost all of their songs are about breaking up with a G/F when there are more important things to write about. They are as real and good as Avril Lavigne(Thats not a compliment)

That kid is such a jonas brothers because he thinks he knows what real music is.

by Anti-Jonas September 11, 2007

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Jonas Brothers

The new teen pop group sensation that all the teenage girls of America like. They are not known to anyone over the age of 17 because there music is corny. They do not have real voices, they lip synch all their concerts and when they do sing live, it sounds like a dying walrus. Nick Jonas, the one who dated teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus is the teens heart throb. Some Miley Cyrus's fans have converted to this unfamous no talent teen pop group only because of their looks. The Jonas Brothers are unable to sing at all, and if you ask any adult their name 1 out of every 100 adults will know who they are.

The Jonas Brothers have no talent and lip synch all of their concerts.

The new teen group the Jonas Brothers are not going to marry any of these teenage sluts that believe they will.

The Jonas Brothers do not have any real talent, unlike the other hot teen sensation Miley Cyrus.

by qewgtashdgoaisdhgiawheg April 12, 2008

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Jonas Gear

1.Clothing or Accessories pertaning to one or all of the members of the Jonas Brothers.
2.Something you would wear to a jonas event.

Person 1: What Jonas Gear do you have?

Person 2: Oh you know a Kevin Scarf Joe sunglasses Nick shoes concert teeshirt Jonas Hat Jonas Earing. The usual.

OR

Person 1: Let me throw on my Jonas Gear real quick and then we can go to the concert.

by MandapandaXJonaslove August 23, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


kevin jonas

Kevin Jonas is an AWESOME guy. He is a member of the jonas brothers with his brothers, Joe Jonas and Nick Jonas.

He is one of the sweetest guys in the whole world <3

Plus, he is AMAZINGLY handsome ;D

person one: Who's the nicest guy in the whole world?

person two: why, Kevin Jonas of course.

by <3Hannah<3 September 3, 2007

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