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A Gay man who seduces multiple straight men into poly-amorous marriage.
Did you hear Jeff just got married to both Logan and Ethan? He is officially a Tiger King now.
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The mecca of malls, located in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania. "K-O-P", as it is popularly known in the surrounding region, houses the largest collection of retail stores in the United States. It is also home to the only Neiman Marcus store in the Philadelphia metropolitan area. When upscale retailers decide to open a store in the Philadelphia region, King of Prussia is usually the first or second choice. Over the past 50 years, King of Prussia has grown into one of the most prominent edge cities on the East Coast.
Since the town of King of Prussia is virtually indistinguishable from the mall, the people who live there refer to themselves as living in Upper Merion Township to avoid confusion.
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Writer from Maine, who has written a large number of novels, novellas and short stories, many made into movies, miniseries or TV specials. He has been often regarded as a horror writer, but he cannot be so easily categorized. His works run from fantasy, science fiction, Western, horror, thriller, mystery, supernatural and suspense. Most of the movies made from his works have had the horror aspect greatly magnified. A few of his works (namely The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, The Stand and The Shining miniseries) have translated very well into video. He is also the author of the epic Dark Tower series, the tale of Roland Deschain of Gilead and his quest to gain the Dark Tower with the help of his ka-tet of Eddie Dean, Susannah Dean, Jake Chambers and Oy of Midworld. There are a number of works related to this epic, such as Black House, Insomnia, Hearts In Atlantis, Everything's Eventual, The Little Sisters of Eluria, 'Salem's Lot, From A Buick 8, The Stand and Eyes Of The Dragon. The books in the Dark Tower series are:
The Gunslinger
The Drawing Of The Three
The Waste Lands
Wizard And Glass
Wolves Of The Calla
Song Of Susannah
The Dark Tower
Stephen King "retired" after finishing the last of these, but has since written a few more novels, notably "Cell", which is similar to the Stand, but with a twist. It is a lot less supernatural than The Stand, and there is no final struggle of good vs. evil.
Stephen King also has a penchant for killing his characters off by the end of the novel. He has also mastered the art of ending the story before you find out everything that happened. He seems to want to leave that up to his Constant Readers.
"Stephen King is a hack writer!" (Said by someone who has never read a single one of his books)
"Stephen King is a freakin' genius!" (Said by someone who has just finished the Dark Tower series)
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the self-proclaimed epitomy of the american dream. small time bookie in cleveland in the 1960s who killed two men in bar fights over gambling debts. later became a boxing promoter who ripped off all his clients. known for his ridiculous hair and playing the race card any chance he gets.
Don King will rob you blind if he promotes your fight.
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After a few days/weeks or sometimes months of being unable to find yourself in a situation where you can masterbate, It will be paramount for your health and well-being to have a king wank or as some say, a King Wankathon. A king wank consists of multiple back to back wanks (sometimes hitting double figures). After you’ve completed this task you will need an armchair to sit and to rest your arms like a king would on his thrown. As a bonus while performing the act you get a ‘no one can touch me right now’ kind of feel whilst the dopamine courses through your veins.
Where’s Tom? Oh that’s right he was staying at his parents house for the last few days, he must have had a king wank when he got home, he’d be fast asleep, ‘All hail king Tom’.