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The act of a quick Hotelroom checkout.
How to us the Kansas city Hotelroom checkout. Take a girl to a hotel make sure she is the one to check in. Make sure they have chairs with arms and legs on them. Tie her to the chair with rope and velcro tiedowns or hand cuffs. You will need a vibrator. Stay a while and us the vibrator. Then with out warning stick it inside her, use her socks, panties or what ever you can find to make sure it stays inside. Call for room servise and ask for clean sheets. Then go to the door wait till she asks you where are you going then just close the door and leave. Then wait outside in the parkinglot to see how she likes the room servise.
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When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.
when you tuck your penis between your legs and get your partner to give you oral sex whilst there nose is buried in your rectum.
My wife gave me a Kansas teat last night she woke up with a stinky nose
You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.
“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”
When a girl is on her period and blood starts coming out of her vagina.
Guy: UwU
Girl: I think Bleeding Kansas is happening to me
Guy: OwO
Alternate term for a faceplant, specifically on a bicycle.
I was riding my bike off a bridge and then BOOM, Kansas City dab.
Prolly the most boring place to live on the planter earth. If you are in the class of '18, u get fucked up every weekend
"Augusta Kansas is this place to party"