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the stupid ass bitch who always wants to speak to the manager
NEVER GIVE KAREN EXPIRED ESSENTIAL OILS!!!
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Karen
Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.
Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it. Posts random things on Facebook, trying to be cool, about dropping her kids of at school and going to Pilates. Threatens every single manager in the world. If you see a Karen, watch out!
Karen: Excuse me, I have a medical condition and I can not wear a mask!
Worker: Sorry Ma'am, it is store policy to wear a face mask.
Karen: It is not against the law!!! LET ME IN!!!!
Worker: Sorry Ma'am but you must wear a face mask in our store, this is a private business.
Customer: Oh, such a Karen!!! HAHAHAH!
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A Karen is a very stupid human being that has a bowl haircut and that hurts you phisycly and mentally. For exemple thatveganteacher is a Karen that wants to decide everybodys life.
“Look at that Karen”
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A 46 year old woman with 6 kids and a minivan. She wants to speak to the managers and she loves the beach. When shes mad she gets out her essential oils, goes in her closet, and watches Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
manager: Oh crap, Karen's here again!
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Volunteers way too much at her kid’s school. Sometimes even the PTA president.
Jamie: Did you hear that the PTA president yelled at the Chipotle manager for forgetting extra guacamole?
Stephanie: I did! She’s such a Karen
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A particularly obnoxious Canadian White middle aged woman, a product of the old style British system of stratification where in 6th grade, students were forcibly separated based on their test scores they took at age 11. Karens were guaranteed a place in University, a good government job, etc. Karens could count on the fellow white cops coming running if somebody looked out of place in their neighbourhood. Karens lived in a world that changed in the 90s, where Canada to live up to the promise of the Charter Of Rights and Freedoms. Since then, immigrants took the government jobs, people of colour became cops.
Karens have since become bitter anti immigrant, Conservative Party Of Canada supporters, longing for the days they were queen shit and are left to try to reclaim power by kicking downwards. They’re the ones who call in noise complaints right at 11PM.
“You now that woman who threatened to call the cops at the kids who blocked her driveway playing street hockey? Total Karen.”
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The type of person who would ask for your manager. She never respects the drip and doesn't really give two shits.
When she gets made she throws a fit. She usally says stuff like "i don't care".
guy 1 : hi welcome to good burger home of the good burger may i take your order?
karen : may i see your manager!
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