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Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.
I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.
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Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"
Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.
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A sad person who gets a kick out goading an innocent person then calling this person a keyboard warrior! When in actual fact the person being goaded is just reacting to being called something derogatory and\or insulting!
Usually this is done through the text-based medium of the internet and usually under the cover of humour and usually split between threads or conversations to mask the accusation.
Person1: Hey you're an ass lol!
Person2: What? Did you just call me an ass? What the well you're a bigger ass! Was that supposed to be funny?
Person1: Omg you're such a keyboard warrior!
Person 1 is a keyboard warrior creator.
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Some one who caps locks you in an argument and thinks they are great for being able to. And also only makes fun of you on the internet and doesn't say it to your face.
Example: Stop caps locking me and thinking your the best... You little keyboard worrier.
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When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.
Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.
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When you get so angry that you smash your keyboard and do type some random stuff and sometimes make the keys fling.
Person 1: Why are you Smashing Your Keyboard ?
Person 2: BECAUSE IM MAD!
When you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on.
Jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.