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The hallowed name of the best cat that ever tolerated me.
Kitty Boy had a toe fall off one summer.
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An involuntary clenching of the jaw, grinding of the teeth and slight pout of the lips that commonly occurs whilst stroking a cat.
Other side effects may include a high pitched baby voice and an overwhelming urge to squeeze the cat in question.
A 'kitty face' may also appear in other situations including; seeing a new born baby or washing a partner's hair.
Man: (to cat) Oh hello little puss puss, how lovely you look today. You have such nice fur, ooh I could just stroke you all day.
Woman: Darling leave that poor cat alone, you've got such a kitty face on.
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Have vaginal sex with someone
She's looking good today, I'd like to punch kitty.
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The act of two kitties going at it on film, for the enjoyment of people watching. Both kitties have claws and tails with fur all over, some toys maybe involved most time recreational use of catnip is involved.
"All day yesterday we were watching kitty porn."
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An unusually persistent or clingy broad who will stop at nothing to latch onto the dude she's after; even if it means cockblocking him out of opportunities he has dreamed of. Commonly observed examples of kreep kitty behavior include: overwhelming her victim's phone with text messages, popping out of nowhere at the worst times to the shock and horror of the victim, performing unthinkable or often embarrassing acts in an attempt to garner the attention of the stalkee, etc. In most cases the kitty can only be distracted by a deft and sympathetic wingman, unfortunately this inevitably leads to the good man becoming the next victim.
Can you believe that stage five clinger I shook?! If it wasn't for Lou swooping in with the save, the damn kreep kitty surely would've cockblocked me out of every bitty I boned that night!
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Pretty kitty is what a Dom calls a Sub when she is doing what he wants
Dom: Your such a good Pretty kitty
Sub: Thank you daddy
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A "Kitty Dukakis" is an "Arnold Palmer Beverage (also referred to by white trash as twisted tea)" with a shot (or two) of good Citron/Lemon Vodka added. Though Kitty would probably have just poured in some hairspray!
This drink was first created at the Moana Surfrider Resort on Waikiki Beach on the Island of Oahu in the US State of Hawaii.
Trying to be funny I ordered a "Kitty Dukakis" from the cocktail waitress, to which she replied "huh".
I gave her the recipe and explained that Kitty would drink this because it looked like an "Arnold Palmer" and you couldn't smell the vodka on her breath. She took it hook, line and sinker!
Two years later I was in Waikiki again, we sit down and I order a "Kitty Dukakis" my friend laughs, the cocktail waitress says "do you want that with citron or regular vodka?" WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I get a Kitty Dukakis? Tell the bartender to use a good Citron Vodka!
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