Lads Holiday

Where a group of boys (the lads) go on holiday together where they get up to debaucheries most notably cheating on their girlfriends/wives for fun abroad.

*To bestmate* "Liam is going on a lads holiday next week I don't think I can cope"
Them: "nah babe its alright I'm sure he won't cheat"
Her: "no but that's what all lads do on a lads holiday"

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shockley lad

n.refering to an inhabitant of virginia, extremly reclusive, he has an annoying sister, ussualy has somthing weird to say, no shame

did u see what shockley lad just did?

yes, but wat did u expect?

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lard lad

An extremely fat male.

Want some more fries, lard lad? Or a sixth cream cake?

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sound lad

Sound Lad is used when a friend says something you agree with or is considered a compliment.

Boy 1: "hey I've got some pizzas for tonight lad!"
Boy 2: "sound lad

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Narrow lad

1)opposite of wide lad.- a man who is wide in torso and alphaness.

-2) A generic banter insult invented by the wide lad Ben Singleton.

- 3)A narrow lad is someone who lacks torso width, maybe due to lack of a combination of or singular of: clavicles , deltoids, shoulder to waist ratio- a beta.

4) -Someone who acts in a fashion mimicking such a narrow man.

5) a beta male who lacks manhood

6) a beta who is generally lacking in width and strength.

7) Genetically lacking in evolutionary attractiveness.

8) a guy with terrrible shanter

9) Craig roebuck, andrew maskill, any other narrow lads.

Laughing child: "what a Narrow lad"

Admiration man: "That guy is a "Narrow lad", not like widelad singleton"

guy:

"where is his clavicles/ deltoids/ rratio what a "Narrow lad"???!!"

girl:"HA wot a Narrow lad"

Alpha male: " i fucked that Narrow lad's bird in front of him, he just cried!!"

Alpha's pal: " he so weak, cant even deadlift! wot a "Narrow lad!"

Scorning alpha female: "he's such a "Narrow lad", no female want's his narrow gene's!"

Craig roebuck, andrew maskill, any other "Narrow lad"'s.

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Hard lad

If you are called a 'hard lad' your name is probably Jayden and you are really cocky. Or friends with a bunch of wankers and start on people

eg.
Hey look it's hard lad Jayden, watch out wouldnt want to mess with them.

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Lanky lad

A guy that is very tall has long skinny legs and arms. Can’t dance to save his life, very awkward in relationship, very clinging and terrible at giving hugs. Overall a lanky lad is a great friend but a terrible boyfriend.

“Hey I’m going out with Sam!” Says Bella

“Oof he’s one lanky lad” says me

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