Offering to do a majority of easy work to avoid more/difficult work.
Tom- "I'll finish counting all these CD's while you offload the truck. Cool?"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"
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A person who stays home from school while not being sick or someone who is dieing
My mom let me stay home from school, therefore I am a lazy motherfucker
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When you put your dick in a girls throat and balance vertically on her face with no limbs touching the ground and spin while still in a vertical axis similar to a lazy susie on a table
Janetโs beach is so strong we decided to do the fasted lazy susie ever!
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when, during sexual activity, a partner (usually male) finds themselves in need of urinating and is too lazy to get up and go pee. so they simply have their partner open their mouth and they proceed to empty their bladder in it.
yo, bitch! open wide! ima pull a lazy anna!
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You don't understand, I'm lazy fair. That document is too bits and bytes for me.
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is a young rachael hagerpoon, who sleeps till noon,
and howls at the moon.
she has extremely holey pants, and feeds of of coffee and cigs.
she has an EXTREMELY large penis as well
titties!
lazy poon
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