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those annoying fucksticks who use gas-powered blowers that pollute the planet and annoy TF outta everyone with noise disruption
Clyde was reading in his sunroom on a quiet Saturday when all of a sudden he heard the thunderous din of leaf-blower mafia blowing debris from his neighbors yard. the blow-and-go crew started at 7 a.m. and really got under Clyde's skin. "fucking hell, when are we gonna invent a quiet, electric version of the leaf blowers? these goddamned machines are annoying and terrible for the planet." Clyde put his earbuds in and kept reading.
when a woman has four penises (or dildos) inserted into any one of her orifices making the shape of a 4 leaf clover. Note: this requires the use of a small and very tight hole so that there is tension against the penises (or dildos) or the hole will tend to be shaped more like a square (commonly referred to as "square dancing" with a female)
Her asshole was so tight that it took us a long time to get all 4 cocks inside her, but when we did we were rewarded by the beautiful tight pucker of her four leaf clover.
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it has seven leaves.. its green... stanky... gives me more luck than four leaves, i dont know about you
you might find one in your stash
burnout 1: dude im so lucky i just found a seven leaf clover
burnout 2: you mean weed?
burnout 1: shhhhh the trees have eyes
burnout 2: WHAT!? ..dude stop youre freaking me out
burnout 1: the government maaannn theyre always listening
burnout 2:...just pass that you tweak
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The best team known in the existence of Hockey. All of those who doubt the Leafs obviously have no taste waht so ever.
Holy shit the Toronto Maple Leafs just won another game because they are the best hockey team ever.
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A hockey team that is ALWAYS beat by the Canucks.
The toronto maple leafs defense are the leagues only defense that is frightened of the physical prowess of the Sedin Sisters.
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A very cool swagorous dude 😎 or a greeting for peasants
'Yo back leaf d come here init'
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In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"
Dean asked if his friend at Staples if he was able to pull off the Maple Leaf Mustache. His buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.
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