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Dude, I'm not suckin that abe lincoln, I dont want no pubes in my teeth!
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A post-sorority girl in her early to mid-twenties, sports a Coach purse, oversized glasses and “Juicy” valor, seen en route to yoga (the easy kind), the day spa, shopping and then to Starbucks for a no whip, no foam, skim latte. She drives a Jetta (while sending a text message) to-and-from her overpriced studio apartment in Chicago’s Lincoln Park. Come sun-down, she scours the bars, Apple-Tini in hand, for a fiancé in the form of a day-trader, I-Banker or any other 6 figure income, generally named Chad or Todd and sporting a striped shirt.
Tad just proposed to some Lincoln Park Trixie he has known for 6 months. Yea the same one he met at a bar and cried for an hour when she spilled her Cosmo on her Coach purse.
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A piece of toast with a hole in the middle and an egg fried inside the hole.
Man, should I have toast or eggs for breakfast? Oh I know! I'll have a lincoln log!!
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When you go to a theatre, sneak inside a booth and choose a target to cum on from behind. By doing so, you need to leave the theatre unnoticed.
"Dude I Abraham Lincoln Jerked on that old lady while she was watching the emoji movie."
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When a male knocks a girl out by hitting her in the head with his fist. While she is knocked out the male shaves his pubic hair off and cums on her face. He then places the pubic hair over the cum on the face. (In the shape of a beard)
Phil: Yo, dude last night i abraham lincolned this bitch and now i aint got any pubs!
Billy: Yo that sucks dude.
Cori: hey whatsup guys.
Phil: o hmmmm hi umm.
Billy: Eww what the fuck cori whats on your face?
Phil: Shut the fuck up Billy.
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U.S. president that American history teacher,Mr. Browne, is obsessed with.
Mr. browne has a life size cardboard cut out of old abe at home.
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A high school in New Lenox, IL where 1/3 of the student population is LGBTQ+ and their sports teams always choke in the playoffs.
Lad 1: What high school do you go to?
Lad 2: Lincoln-Way West.
Lad 1: Oh, you go to the gay orange one that can't win playoff games.
Lad 2: That is literally the exact things the school in known for.
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