log case

a person whos face is story time. a log case typically tries to be someone else's goal in life and just keeps changing friends and getting new goals until he never achieves any of them and resorts to mowing because he cant afford a holiday

cow: moo
burt: yeahhhh jimmys
mick: moo
cow: you got a light man
tower: lol i havent spoken to you in ages lol
ryan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cow, burt, mick: WTF MAN
ryan: oh nothing i just mowed my fingers off
cow: lol ok im going to mexico to sell prizes from this log case

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log whisperer

a person who speaks to his shit in a soft tone. He only whisper to the "bad" or "deliquent" logs that:

a; splash up water
b; one chunk come back post-flush
c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper
d; make you wipe for 5 hours
e; make you have lil pebble shits

we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.

if you want to correct your incorrect shits. if you want to fix your brown problem. if you like to shit, then be a log whisperer

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Poopie Log

Is the end result of Anal sex, when the guy pulls his dick out, it's coverd in shit...

"Would you give me a poopie log tonight?" "sure I haven't wiped in weeks!"

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Log out

Joking reference to a toilet break made during online game session or online chat. Used to explain the short absence from the game or chat. Typically used between close friends as a private joke where this meaning has branched away from the more commonly understood reference of 'log out' which is used in the context of a secured site.

" I am just going to log out, brb "

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cut of the log

originated from the original frogger, "cut of the log" has several interesting meanings:

1. "Cut of the Log" was first pronounced in an intense round of frogger (lvl 2). The entirety of the phase was actually "My frog landed on the cut of the log." That phrase was later changed to "cut of the log" because its less words. The cut of the log is the end of the log.

2. "Cut of the log" is also used in the world of drugs. When someone smokes good weed the immediately say, "Damn thats the cut of the log!" Thats because the weed is good. Damn.

"Damn, thats the cut of the log."

"You missed it by the cut of the log"

"Damn, thats the fucking cut of the log!"

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beefy logs

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman. Also see cheesy poofs.

"I made beefy logs!"

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log roll

To tell a story that nobody wants to hear, has no point and will not end until someone stops it.

Usually quite painful to experience.

Pinney: I went to ikea last weekend, we got lost on the way to Milton Keynes, I bought some Gossimer cushions and a clothes rail and some shelves, they are very....
Will: STOP WITH THE LOG ROLL YOU BIG BITCH!

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