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Oli London, also known as Oily London, is a weirdo.
Wow, Oli London is so stupid he looks like a Walmart Kardashian genderbend with weird hair!
Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain
please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'
Thinking London is the mindset that people from the capital have. Nothing is better than London, nothing is bigger than London. Other British cities are silly, they all have funny accents and they don't pay £9.80 for a large glass of wine. London is best.
"Shall we go to Manchester for a weekend?"
"But they're all poor up North."
"Yeah and they smell like chips."
"They probably haven't even got an Oceana. Think London."
A song dat refers to da delectable object you'd be after when looking for a "piece of a**" in England's capital city.
They sat dat U.K. chicks have da best-looking behinds in da world, so perhaps da act of seeking out a little "London derriere" would indeed be a rewardingly-worthwhile endeavor.
Seasoned London Boater
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
You are moving into a new flat with complete strangers. You don't know how they are going to be like or if you'll get along, hence you're playing the London Lottery. If you're lucky, you might end off with someone you get along with and enjoy. If not... they can become a nightmare
"Are you moving in with friends or playing the London Lottery?"
The most ghetto and ratchet part of London. Girls in East London are known for having sexual relations in public toilets. Most people from east get turned pack.
eg: did you hear about jazz the girl who got blown out in stratford toilets, east london girls are skunked
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