lunch louse

A person who will do anything for a free lunch.

Mark is such a lunch louse that he attended an extremely boring 2 hour seminar just because they were providing a free lunch.

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school lunch

The most disgusting shit in the world. You might as well drink your own cum. It would probably taste better and be healthier than this crap. Seriously, the burgers are put on moldy wheat buns and are drier than the sahara desert. the milk is chunky because of how expired that shit is. Only get the mandarin oranges. Those are the only things that look and taste edible. The lunch ladies have more hair on them than a 40 year old greasy male. They have the body of a linebacker. Bring your own lunch or just get fast food. Don't worry about the health with the fast food as it will be healthier. I can't believe they serve this shit. I feel like this is why kids commit suicide and shoot up schools(no that is not a joke).

I would rather fuck a homeless person than eat this shitty school lunch.

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School lunch

Sloppy dry tasteless food that is served to children in a place that is more like jail but they call it "school".

The school lunch pizza taste horrible today. I had rather ate rat poison.

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Lunch in Miami

Blow job; to go a long way south and eat at the tip of Florida.

I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.

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Dan Lunch

A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.

"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"
Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."

"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"
"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"

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lunch

To relax comfortably i.e. "I was lunched up" or Nah man, im just lunching"

Also used to describe failure "Did john pay you that Fiver?"
"Nah man, he lunched it"

Also can be used to describe someone (usually a cainer) who fails at a lot of things. "Did you get that job?"
"Nah man, I lunched it"
Or maybe in sport.....
Ha man you lunched that last shot!"

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Lunch Adultery

The act of having lunch with a co-worker other than your monogamous dining partner.

Chris: Where were you at lunch?
Paul: Oh, Rich and I went out to Donahue's for a steak and cheese.

Chris: Was I not at my desk when you left
Paul: No, you were there.

Chris: You just comitted lunch adultery. I hope you had to fake all of your laughs at his awful jokes!

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