Milf Tits

The nice warm juicy tits of a milf, perfect size and you always get a huge boner when you see them. When your banging the vagina of a hot milf you should always squeeze them.

Guy 1: Hey man remember when I was over at your house? Well your mom changed right infront of me and I saw her awesome milf tits. Then we screwed on the bed. High five!

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milf mouth

When a Milf possesses the type of lips and mouth that are extremely suitable for sucking multiple cocks and swallowing large quantities of cum.

Celine Dion has such a nice Milf Mouth.

Busty Milf

A Busty milf is one that is in her mid 30s, isnt a skinny milf, or fat. but one that has nice curves.

Damn, the palce where I work has this Busty Milf. Im asking for extra hours.

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G-MILF

an acroym for 'Grand Mother I'd Like to Fuck'

used superbly by skwisgaar skwigelf in
the first episode of metalocalypse.

stemming from the term MILF.

"guess what you are a G-MILF. that is a grand mother i would like to......"
-Skwisgaar Skwigelf

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milf day

This special day happens on the 2nd Sunday in May. It usually coincides with Mother's Day. It is mostly celebrated by male teens and old, balding men.

Hey dude, it's milf day today! What did you get for Patrick's mom?

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MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.

Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)

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Chocolate Milf

Used as a noun. Also considered vulgar. In black history terms, a black mother I'd love to fuck.

"Damn, look at that chocolate milf!"

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