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Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024


Cara Mackenzie

Cara MacKenzie, wow. What else can I say. She is the most smartest person and loves all her friends. Her friends Mylee, Avery, Presley, Ansley, Mem, Ken, are all jealous of how beautiful and smart she is.

Cara MacKenzie is so hot! I am so jealous - Presley Mullins

by hotsoftballplayer99 June 19, 2021


Blum, Mackenzie

fat gremlin version of a person with no abbillty to move their legs because they are really big

Blum, Mackenzie is a big goblin

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022


Mackenzie <3

you just some dumbass bitch who don't know how to count numbers💀

"man, Mackenzie <3 is a real bitch at math-"

by yomommastepson January 3, 2022


kirsty mackenzie

is gorgeous. and shexi and funny. looks great has the cutest cutie bum. wow that bum is awesome. shes tall dark gorgeous. looks great when shes next to me andmakes me feel great :)

i love kirsty mackenzie

by stubear December 7, 2011


kirsty mackenzie

i member the 1st time i saw kirsty. she was the new girl at work. standing there over the sink, i member being down the other end of the kitchen having to work with the chef but wanting to go talk to her.... as weeks passed and she was at work more and more we got closer annoying will cos he wanted to be pervy pete. he used to get annoyed when kirsty and i used to have water fights in the kitchen. we used to stand close whippin each other. hiding her shoes sitting on the sinks just talking to her getting to know her..we used to talk every day at half 3 when she was off the bus and walking to the horses.i member the first time we went out i was soo hung over we went to the pub for lunch i couldnt eat anything, i sat oppisite kirsty and i just couldnt take my eyes off of her.. after, we went to the seaside and i remember the girls going for a swim in all their clothes when they got out kirsty can and sat on my lap and wills face was a picture hahahaa!!!

whoop whoop whoooooop!!! kirsty mackenzie u rulz with a z cos your that cool

by stubearto December 7, 2011


kirsty mackenzie

... i rememeber the feeling of when something feels soo right.... after that we juust got closer and closer useing silly pet words to comunicate... i used to love hearing her make squeeks and little noises in my ear it was soo cute. i think we got on extremely well and i miss her loads i have never been that close and cute with someone before and not sure i wil again it was like having a best friend u could tell anything and share everything..... i hopes she has as fond memories of our time together as i have she has made such a bi impression on me and i will never forget her.. shes sooo spleshal that all i want is to have her back in my arms.. wearing her as a rucksack lying around having fun and being stully loves you mackers!! :)

kirsty mackenzie is gorgeous

by stueypoo December 7, 2011