bitch made ass bitch

A nigga that thinks he has some sort of rep with females but is a weak, crumb snatching, punk ass nigga that talks about females he is supposedly screwing like he's in junior high school. Also, a weak ass nigga that talks shit behind another niggaz back, and about another nigga to make himself look good while influencing others to feel sorry for his bitch ass.

Hey did you hear that bitch made ass bitch going around telling lies cause he lost his job?

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I just made this up

Said by 90% of contributors to Urban Dictionary after submitting their description of peculiar sexual acts that only exist in their own imagination, as the definition of some concocted word or phrase, which they just made up.

The definition of diddly-doodly-doo is when you are having sex with a giant pile of spinach while playing video games and then your sister comes in and shoves the spinach up her vagina and you take a picture of this and post it on the internet and people in Bangkok get erections from looking at it. I just made this up.

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Who made you?

A father and a mother made you, just like everyone else. It took a duality to make you, your mother couldnt do it by herself if she wanted to.

What's the point of asking a question like Who made you? And while single fathers are not a big deal, you wonder why single mothers are such a bigger deal. Females dont need males to make it, males dont need females.

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Bitch Ass Made Millionaire

a person who has become a millionaire by themselves.

Bob: Is Paris Hilton a bitch ass made millionaire?
Frank: No! Her parents are the reason she's rich!

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Self Made Puerto Rican

A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.

Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !

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How the sausage gets made

"Knowing how the sausage gets made" essentially means understanding how something happens behind the scenes; thus, what I said basically translates to "Understanding how it (the fear of time limits, in this case) works doesn’t mean I can stop it (fear) from happening"

No one really knows how the game is played the art of trade how the sausage gets made -Aaron Burr, Hamilton the Musical

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Made him do Bachata

Normally used to describe the act of shooting at someone's feet, making him or her do movements trying to not get hurt. It looks like dancing bachata.

"This dude just came here like we were besties and started insulting me, I made him do bachata"

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