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The act of suddenly appearing for booty calls regardless of previous commitments, and with complete diregard to their perception among friends, coworkers, or their family. Often the slut magician sleeps around to get respect, knowing full well they are being used just for meaningless sex.
Lisa is so easy, when ever I call, through use of slut magic she appears just so I can get my rocks off.
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used when a football player has an injury. The player goes down, acts like its the worst thing to happen to them ever and they're going to die, then the physio sprays some "magic water" on their leg or whatever, then they're instantly all better and able to play again.
did you see the game yesterday?
yeah, that injury was a joke. got tapped on the ankle, went down like he'd broken his leg or was guna die or something, got some magic water and was mystically healed.
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A made up little cheat system created by some fag by the name of IDOT.
People should tell little kids about how hacking is done on a COMPUTER.
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A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.
You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.
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The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.
Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.
The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.
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When a guy makes the girl think he's going to do her doggie style but instead stick it in her ass without using any spit and ya, magically he's so damn good that she doesn't buck him off.
Boy, Jennifer is walking like Doug just gave her some Rocco Magic
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Sneaking a thumb into a womens private area. Traditionally done to strippers and cheerleaders, but can also be used against any woman wearing a short skirt and little to no panties.
I snuck the stripper the magic thumb and the bouncer kicked my ass.
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