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A wounded soldier that has been left in close proximity to a shower or bathtub; An unfinished shower beer.
We found 3 wounded marines next to the soap dish after the party. We played Taps while we emptied them down the drain.
A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.
Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...
See : Douchebag, Show Pony.
The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.
I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!
ice that has been marinating in a drink for while therefore soaking up the liquid
Harry: “This ice taste like grape juice.”
Ashley: “That’s because it’s marinated ice.”
When a person is submerged 20,000 leagues in their douchebaginess. Basically the ultimate douche.
Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!
Someone who arrives to an event last, and leaves first. Unlike the reputation of the Marines (First to show up, and last leave), Reverse Marines avoid unsavory events by coming late, and leaving early. Particularly applicable to:
-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters
Jeff: Hey man, did you even show up for class this morning?
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.
Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!
The Marine Militia is an Ocean Conservation group that was founded in October of 2011. The main focus is to educate the people of the world about how we are killing the most precious area of our world. Over 70% of the earth is covered by water. If we continue to contaminate it and rape it of all the the natural life we will become extinct ourselves. Some of the campaigns being focused on are related to coral reef protection, shark finning, whale and dolphin slaughtering
The Marine Militia needs your help to save the world and everything in our oceans