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the day dora finally gives me head
him: it’s may 24th
her: so?
him: get on ur knees
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May 3rd is the day when the best dick sucker and rider was born. Hit someone with this birthday up. You won't regret it...I know I didn't ;)
Person A: Hey, isn't Alice's birthday on May 3rd?
Person B: Oh wait- I gotta go hit her up-
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Get Free head from anyone you show this
May 26
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Richard J. May, commonly known as Rick May, was a voice actor, one of his famous roles being the Soldier from Team Fortress 2. On April of 2020, May passed away due to complications related to COVID. People have since paid their respects to him in media that concern the Soldier and Rick May himself, often quoting some of his lines such as "Godspeed you magnificant bastard" and "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best."
Valve also added statues of the Soldier that played some of his lines to certain maps in the game as well as a new soundtrack titled 'Saluting the Fallen' which played on the home screen during the month of May that year.
You were good son, real good; maybe even the best
Rest in Peace, Rick May, Godspeed you magnificant bastard
Aaron may is a underrated artist out here, he next up fr
Boy: you listen to Aaron may?…
Girl: yes I do!
Boy: wanna date?
Girl: yes
National kiss your girlfriend day
Boy: "do you know what day it is?"
Girl: "no!?"
Boy:"its 22nd of may!"
*kisses*
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