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Having sex with two sisters and Cumming in one sisters mouth and she the spits the cum in her sisters vagina
& impregnating her
The twin sisters down the street are looking for a Sacramento Swap Meet.
I told them we're in Ohio
The concept of taking 2 people who have an embarrassing connection with each other (whether it's an ex boyfriend/girlfriend, someone who got rejected by that person at a prior time, or just 2 people who have been known not to like each other) and introducing them to each other as if it's the first time they've ever met, thus making the situation very awkward. The best way is to push them close to each other and force them to shake hands.
This can be fun as a way to get small revenge on someone, or just for a good laugh. It's better doing it in a public place with a larger crowd such as a concert, sporting event, ect.
An awkward meet and greet, however, should NEVER be done with 2 people who are known to have a serious issue with one another, as it could lead to further problems if both people are unaware of the joke. Do at own risk.
John is with his best friend Bill at a concert where he sees Rachel, a girl Bill had asked out a few times but kept getting denied by with lame excuses.
John: (walking over to Rachel) Rachel, Rachel!
Rachel: What's up?
John: You've got to come over here to meet my friend (brings her over to Bill and pushes them together forcing them to shake hands)
Rachel and Bill: (Both with uncomfortable looks on their face)
John: Rachel this is Bill, Bill this is Rachel. I'd just thought I'd introduce my 2 good friends to each other.
Rachel: Oh... hey.
Bill: Uh, hey. (Walks away and pulls John with him) You suck, what was that for? That was so awkward.
John: Haha that's payback for not covering me last weekend, nothing like a good ol' awkward meet and greet!
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Any situation in life where a person who has so bad a case of acne, it looks like their face was repeatedly hit with the sole of a track spike.
It looks like there was a track meet here today, look at that girl's face.
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The best show I've seen on Disney Channel since the end of Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Hannah Montana, and Sonny with a Chance.
The show is a sequel of the series Boy Meets World.
It's a coming of age television sitcom, starring Rowan Blanchard and Sabrina Carpenter. It follows the adventures of Riley Matthews (daughter of Cory and Topanga from Boy Meets World) and her best friend Maya Hart as they learn how to navigate their world.
Though this show is geared towards middle schoolers, I have found that it has very effective life lessons that I enjoy learning at age 16. People of all age ranges watch this show, some from the Boy Meets World fandom.
Girl Meets World is the spin off of Boy Meets World.
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Rebel Meets Rebel was a side project of Pantera and Damage Plan's guitarist Dimebag Darrell(senslessly killed by crazed fan Nathan Gale on December 9, 2004 R.I.P. 1966-2004),and country artist David Allen Coe.
Band members included:
David Allen Coe-Vocals
Dimebag Darrell-Lead Guitar
Vinnie Paul-Drums
Rex Brown-Bass Guitar
Rebel Meets Rebel guitarist Dimebag Darrell is the single greatest metal guitarist in the history of metal and Nathan gale should rot in hell for robbing the world of such great talent.
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The art of two people trying to defecate or poo into each others anuses, replicating two wombats leaving their respective caves to have a meeting in the middle!
Bob: "fancy a wombat cave meeting tonight my dear?"
Maude: "not tonight dear, that curry did a number on me and I fear it would be less of a meeting and more of a shower"
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The act of a man pushing his penis and scrotum between his legs displaying only the pubic hair.
(Standing on a table in the pub with trousers down) Hey everyone, I'd like you to meet my sister.
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