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Mess ball hoe

A person who sleeps with multiple men at one time and causes confusion in their home and then file a restraining order on the girlfriend and walking to court with dirty feet

That b**** Lexi is a mess ball hoe

by Mess ball hoe October 5, 2017


mess makers' dream

a 'supreme' or 'ultimate' appearing repository for the male to discharge genetic dispensation/s.

a mirage, or wild fantasy, something that can only exist in the imagination, and not be 'the truth'.

steve: thats' one fine mess makers' dream!

dave: yeah!, but its dumb as a sack of hammers!!

steve: my testicles can handle it!!

by michael foolsley August 30, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


mess i yam

the slang, slap happy word for yes i am

Mess i yam going to the show next week.

by rhoopdizzle June 26, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot ghetto mess

black bike weekend in myrtle beach at Red Lobster

It sounds like a Zoo out there!!! Everyones screaming, gulpiing down raspberry lemonade, eating fried seafood, and trying to get stuff for free. THIS IS A HOT GHETTO MESS!!

by Cornelious Griffey July 24, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mess Queen

A girl who commonly, passes out,throws up during conversations, hallucinates about food on radiators and falls over due to alcohol. Also known as an Emmamess

Yo that girls on a slippery slope to becoming a Mess Queen!////That mess queen is on the floor throwing up/////Urrrr what a mess queen

by Choir Boy-I H8 Booze September 16, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


ponytail hot mess

flirty woman at a bar or club, sort of good looking, certainly do-able by guy standards, half in the bag and looking well spent, bouncing all over the place from table to table, with her hair in a ponytail waging like a dog's tail

Hey, look at the Ponytail Hot Mess at the bar trying to pick up on that guy (chuckles)

by gxg0703 August 30, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Mess Trifecta

A female that possesses no attractive features at all what so ever.

A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.

Samantha Ronson is a hot mess trifecta

by honeybun2012 June 5, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž