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metro boy

a cute boy you would see on the metro

"Metro boy is so damn handsome!"

by girlyy9393 September 4, 2023


new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013


metro day

someone’s birthday

mk: happy metro day homie

ry: ayo ty bro

by juuldaddy420 October 23, 2020


Metro town Hypebeast

Someone who wears distressed skinny jeans with yeezys topped with hype brands like supreme, offwhite, bape, etc.

A person who likes to stunt his hyped/expensive outfit at metrotown mall (burnaby).

Bro look at that metro town hypebeast, trying to grab attention.

by DRKSHDW November 19, 2018


metro bomber

ski, ski is a muslim living in the UK

that dude there is a metro bomber ong

by Skid FR July 29, 2022


rural metro

An EMS service that represents the best of the best in Emergency Medical Service providers. Employees of Rural Metro Ambulance are widely considered to be the best and most experienced in their field.

Wow! Rural Metro was so amazing when mom had her heart attack

by Neuhiem April 21, 2016


metro bro

Someone who likes to suck dick

Oussama is a metro bro

by Soniccc123 May 12, 2024