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When your man is small and your tall trying to eat him out.
"Oh last night i tried midget stew with jake"
Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.
Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.
A tiny human with the intense desire to rule everything and everyone around them.
A mighty little man (or woman) who is extremely muscular or strong especially with their domante hand. Typically from south america or the southern areas of countries, and are extremely good at tumbling in races because their legs are to short to run fast. Also have a very short temper and memory.
Man: Nice job on the race, you roll pretty fast!
Super Midget: F#CK YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE TWAT!
Man: Wow calm down bro
Super Midget: What, I didn't even do anything bro?
Women who have large breasts that wear clothing which conceals their large breasts and when the clothing comes off the twins are revealed in amazement.
Rachel was wearing a large shirt and when she took off her shirt to my surprise her sweater midgets were revealed.
A gay fagot who thinks simba should be played by a girl. He also has smallets pp
That mr midget over there is so gay
A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".